Capo Nihchuak
Korea nu vs Italy pa
Italy ram chung ahhin ‘pick-pocket’ timi hi a tam taktak.
Cucu, zalam tlang cung i mi hngalh lo kar i, mi thil va fir khi a si. Nikhat cu
Italy mifir pa nih Korea nu—khual a tlawng mi minu—bag kha a fir piak i a
zampi.
Korean nu: “Hey, hey, hey! Ka bag a si!”
Italy pa: *thi deng in a tlik pah khin* “Ka rian pei a si ve cu.”
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Kawlram vs World Cup
World Cup hi 1930 ahhin rak thok a si cang. Chin State chung
i biatak tein World Cup kong a len ve
hi 2000 kum lio hrawng khan a si. Cucu ‘sa-lawng’
pawt ka le muici lang TV a pawt ka zong a si ve. Ram kip aa zuam mi an zoh tik
hna ah, Kawlram hi zeitik ah aa tel ve te lai tiah zapi hnabei a sei lengmang
ve.
Hi lio ahhin company pakhat nih computer a ṭha taktak mi an
rak ser i, cu computer nih cun hmailei kong zeipaoh a theih khawh ti a rak a
si. Nikhua caan – ruah a sur lai le sur lai lo te pawl hman tein a chim khawh
lengmang ti a si, i hmailei ah zeidah a cang lai ti rak hal tawn lengmang a si,
ti a si.
Nikhat cu Kawlram an an rat pi ve an ti.
Computer: “Nan duh mi paoh ka hal uh, kaan leh khawh hna
lai.”
Kawlpa: “Saya, keimah nih hal kan duh.”
Computer: “Saya ka si lo. ENIAC ka si. Na duhmi cu ka hal.”
Kawlpa: “Kawlram hi zeitik ahdah World Cup ah aa tel ve lai?”
Cu bak cun, mah computer cu a rawk an ti, i a remh zong an
remh kho ti lo an ti.
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Thathut I Zuam Uish!
Pa De: “Ka kawi, kei cu ka thathut ning hi ka khuaruah bak
hi a har. Keimah le keimah hmanh kaa zum lo.
Cian Lung: “Ziah, zeiti lei in hme na thathut le?”
Pa De: “Nizan bak cu a kik tak kha awh. Ihkhun cung ah a tom
te bak in kaa tom. Ka khuasih ning hi ka thi deng. Ṭhaṭhi zong in ka it lo.
Minute pakhat dan hna in kaa ṭhang.
Cian Lung: “Ihkhun cung na ih ko ah puan zong naa thawnh lo
le!”
Pa De: “Aw, puan cu ka ke lei ah a um le a banh ka zuam lo
hen cu.”
Cian Lung: “Kadua, kawi, kei zong ka thathut ning hi a cianh
bang in a cian.”
Pa De: “Airalkah tukmi hi bia hi chim tuah hlah, a si kho lomi!”
Cian Lung: “Si e.”
Pa De: “Zeitin?”
Cian Lung: “Nizan bak cu ṭhutdan cungah ka it le, ka ṭhutdan
kha amah tein aa cip kho mi a si kha ka philh diam le, ka thathut tuk nak ah a
cinken zong cu ka zuam ti lo cu, ka ih lio bak ah ka ṭhutdan cu aa cip ciammam
le ka ‘zuzu’ bak a ka ceh ciammam cu a fah ning hi. Zaan khuadei te it loin pei ka
hram.”
Pa De: “Thawh i i remh ding hme na si ko cu!”
Cian Lung: “Aw, ka zuam fam lo hme cu!”
Hodah aa tei?
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